COMEDY DISCOVERY
I just realized that statistically, compound nouns are funnier than simple nouns.
example: cattle. not a funny word. cattlebumpers is a hilarious word.
try doing it with words that are related, also: shoefoot. lolololololol. wtf does that even mean?
NOTHING. its a made up word. but it rolls off the tongue so nicely.
for maximum comedic effect, say your newly-discovered compound noun aloud.
another tip: combine animals and non-animal related words:
snail-car
dogbook
whistlecat
bacon frog
the fun never ends! it’s 6:05am, btw.
-Ian
