blogging
Have we as a society gotten to the point where we can use the word “blog” in a sentence without sounding like a complete douche? I’m not talking about a “cyber-sentence” or something we write in an email or text message. I mean the physical act of making your throat and tongue and mouth work together to pronounce the word “blog.” Have we gotten to that far as a society? Wake me up in the future where we can say “blog” and “cyber-“anything and “stumbling” as a verb NOT meaning “to fall” and “friend” as a verb and “text” as a verb (or even a truncated noun). When all this happens, I’ll know we’re in the flying-car future from the fucking Jetsons.
Here’s what “blog” always reminds me of when I hear it out loud:

