December 2009
9 posts
Piano Man goes to war.
As everyone begins the hustle and bustle of the holiday season the Armed Farces would just like to say: slow down. Take some time from shooting people to enjoy playing a nice tune on a piano by yourself…in what looks like the motherland itself. So don your cap and go play a heart-warming song!
COMEDY DISCOVERY
I just realized that statistically, compound nouns are funnier than simple nouns.
example: cattle. not a funny word. cattlebumpers is a hilarious word.
try doing it with words that are related, also: shoefoot. lolololololol. wtf does that even mean?
NOTHING. its a made up word. but it rolls off the tongue so nicely.
for maximum comedic effect, say your newly-discovered compound noun aloud.
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WatchThis is the most important thing for you to watch right this very instant. It’s a show from a year and a half ago, striped of all the inbetween-game chit-chat and downtime. It’s a lean 45 minutes of pure comedy athleticism. CATCH IT!
hiatus
watch out, Internet. I finally found the old facebook message where ben sent the name and password for this tumblr thing, so there’s no stopping me.
JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES.
more to come.