But We Digress...

jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes

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this terrible ghost is fuch

thanks to erin

this terrible ghost is fuch

thanks to erin

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can you blame him?

can you blame him?

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CAPTAIN EO

tagline: Space just got a whole lot sexier.

(part 1)

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DAMMIT I thought I separated everything out (and threw the worthless legumes in the TRASH CAN), but one mouthful of delightful rice snack was just RUINED by part of a PEA. NUT. SHIT.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

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future tattoo. upper left arm (so i can use my right arm to draw sunglasses on it with a sharpie when I’m feeling like some Squirtle Squad).

future tattoo. upper left arm (so i can use my right arm to draw sunglasses on it with a sharpie when I’m feeling like some Squirtle Squad).

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I just got a box of oriental mix thinking “oh yes nothing but starchy vaguely soy-sauce flavored rice crisps” only to find that the thing is about 1/3 peanuts and almonds.

way to go, grocery store.

EDIT:

and cashews.